Mario Assassinates Joe Biden: The Text Adventure
Mario: Good idea, Luigi! Imma go ask him now!
Luigi: Alright, good luck, Mario!
Mario approaches Toadsworth.
Toadsworth: Oh hello, Mario! What brings you here?
Mario: Well, I want to try to prevent-a Joe Biden from brainwashing the nation, and I thought you might-a know a thing or two about killing the president?
Toadsworth: ...
Toadsworth: Uhm, let's talk about this in private, OK?
Mario: Alright-a.
Mario and Toadsworth go to a *secret* room.
Toadsworth presses a secret button that reveals a door to his arsenal of illegal weaponry.
Mario: W-Wow-a Toadsworth... you have all-a this stuff on hand like this?
Toadsworth: Indeed... this stash is for emergencies only, and nationwide brainwashing is no exception!
Mario: I, uh... I see.
Toadsworth: Alright Mario, you can take anything you'd like here.
What will you take?
Dagger (Kill Joe Biden)
Ignition Bombs (Blow Up the White House)
Machine Gun (Eliminate the Government)
