Mario Assassinates Joe Biden: The Text Adventure
Mario: I'll-a take the ignition-a bombs.
Toadsworth: A splendid choice! Here they are, Mario.
MARIO RECEIVED: 12 IGNITION BOMBS!
Mario: Thank you, Toadsworth!
Toadsworth: No problem, Mario. Good luck on your quest!
What now?
Go to The White House on your own
