Mario Assassinates Joe Biden: The Text Adventure
Mario: I'll-a take the Machine Gun.
Toadsworth: Uhm, are you sure you're experienced enough to use this, Mario?
Mario: Uhh... I think-a so!
Toadsworth: Alright then, don't say I didn't warn you.
MARIO RECEIVED: MACHINE GUN
Mario: Thank you, Toadsworth!
Toadsworth: No problem, Mario. Good luck on your quest!
What now?
Go to The White House on your own
