Mario Assassinates Joe Biden: The Text Adventure
Mario is eating in the spaghetti room, until Luigi enters the room.
Luigi: Mario! Joe Biden is going to corrupt our nation, and we need to stop him before the entire nation is brainwashed!".
Mario: Brain washing?? That's-a no good! How do we stop-a this-a 'Joe Biden' guy?".
Luigi: Well... I don't know, Mario. Maybe we could try killing him?".
Mario: But, Luigi! How are we gonna do that-a with the overwhelming amount of-a security near the White House??".
Luigi: Well, I'm not the one to ask, Mario. Maybe try asking Toadsworth?
What will you do?
Accept help from Toadsworth
Deny help from Toadsworth
