Mario Assassinates Joe Biden: The Text Adventure
Mario approaches Luigi.
Mario: Hello, Luigi!
Luigi: Hi, Mario! What'd you get from Toadsworth?
Mario: I got a dagger!
Luigi: That's great, Mario! What should we do now?
Mario: Well, I was thinking-a *you* could help-a me kill the president!
Luigi: Uh, m-me?
Mario: Yes, Luigi. We've-a been through-a so many crazy adventures in-a the past, and this one won't-a be any-a different!
Luigi: Uhmmm... I've never killed a president before...
Mario: Come on-a, Luigi! Do you really want-a Joe Biden to take control of our free-a nation?!
Luigi: No, Mario, but--
Mario: Then let's-a go, Luigi! We've-a got to stop him-a!
Luigi: ...oh, alright, Mario.
Mario: And I also got-a spare dagger that-a you can use!
Luigi: Oh, uh, thanks.
The brothers arrive in front of The White House.
Luigi: OK, Mario, what do we do?
Mario: Hmm...
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