Mario Assassinates Joe Biden: The Text Adventure
Mario: I think imma gonna try-a tackling this myself, Luigi.
Luigi: Uhm, are you sure, Mario? The White House is one of the most guarded areas on the planet!
Mario: Yep!
Luigi: You really don't need help from *anyone* at all??
Mario: I'll-a be fine, Luigi.
Luigi: Alright... good luck, Mario.
Mario: Thanks, Luigi!
Mario arrives near The White House.
Mario: Hmm... what-a to do now?..
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