Mario Assassinates Joe Biden: The Text Adventure

Mario: Imma go see if anyone in-a Toad Town can help-a me!

Luigi: Ooh, good idea, Mario!

Mario: OK, wish me luck Luigi!

Luigi: Alright, bye Mario!

Mario arrives at Toad Town.

Mario: Hmm, now who should I ask-a for help...

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